President in 2012
President in 2012
Here we are, already discussing the future President of the United States,
beginning with the Year 2012.
For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for President,
we have a solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President.
One choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to
assist in helping us to solve our problems.
PLEASE give this a thought when you have a moment...
MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!
Very eloquently put...........don't you think?
Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to
keep my hands free for making gestures.".......
Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower.
I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want,
when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a
Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody i
n the butt twice."
Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much
better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."
"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are
urinate and attend funerals ."
"The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket."
"To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."
"Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies
running around with tattoos and pierced navels?"(Now that's scary!)
"Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry
in a Porsche than a Kia."
"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead."
If you don't forward this to ten of your friends within the next five minutes, nothing will happen..but you'll rob them of a whole bunch of much-needed laughter.