Friday, November 29, 2013

Fwd: WHERE DID I COME FROM? (21ST CENTURY VERSION)]

 
 

 














 

 
 
 
 How was I born?
 
That's not what Daddy told me!


Daddy , how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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'You got Male!
 
 



 

Thursday, November 28, 2013

GOOD # 1 Cuteness

 

 

 
 
These photos are proof of why one should always carry a camera...
 
 



























 
 
 
 
 
 
 




Re: Check out Greeting: Thanksgiving, USA > True Tales of Thanksgiving

 
GM ------TO YOU  
 
  :
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
ENJOY YOUR DAY
BE HAPPY   ALWAY

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Happy Thanksgiving !:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

 
 

 
 
 
 

 



 
 

 
 
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-To all people and animal lovers, No words necessary!

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Noah's Ark:
Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.

ONE
: Don't miss the boat.
TWO
: Remember that we are all in the same boat!
THREE
: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark .
FOUR
: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may

Ask you to do something really big.
FIVE
: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
SIX:
Build your future on high ground.
SEVEN
: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
EIGHT
: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on

Board with the cheetahs.
NINE
: When you're stressed, float awhile.
TEN
: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
ELEVEN
: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.


Please pass this on to people you want to be blessed.
Give it! Don't just get it!

Most people walk in and out of your life,
But FRIENDS leave footprints on your heart!

 
 
 
 
 


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