Monday, April 28, 2014

Fwd: Fw: Oldies

 
 

 


 

 

 



 

 
 
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Thank You Flash For Sharing The
Wisdom Of Maturity With The Folks!









THE AGING PROCESS
TEACHES YOU TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF.

SO DON'T FORGET TO PASS THIS TO ALL
THOSE "SENIORS" THAT YOU LOVE AND RESPECT... I DID!
And remember.....

"Inside Every Older Person Is A Younger Person
Wondering What The Hell Happened!"
 
 


 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
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 IF THE SHOE FITS, BUY IT
 
 
 
 
 
 
Thank You Flash For Sharing The
Wisdom Of Maturity With The Folks!









THE AGING PROCESS
TEACHES YOU TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF.

SO DON'T FORGET TO PASS THIS TO ALL
THOSE "SENIORS" THAT YOU LOVE AND RESPECT... I DID!
And remember.....

"Inside Every Older Person Is A Younger Person
Wondering What The Hell Happened!"
 
 


 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
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Saturday, April 26, 2014

Fwd: TGIF morning

 
 

 
 
 
 
 
April 25th.............................
 

Penguin Awareness Day, and World Penguin Day:

Penguin Awareness Day in January, and World Penguin Day today are great opportunities to learn about and appreciate one of the few natives of Antarctica. On these days, spend a little time learning about them.... a pictorial book or Internet site is fun. You can also watch a documentary of these cute and popular, grounded birds.

These days are also a time to wear black and white---penguin colors. However, wearing a tuxedo in their honor is optional. It is also popular today to tell a penguin joke or two.  

Origin of Penguin Days:

World Penguin Day coincides with the annual northward migration of penguins. This happens each year on or around April 25th. Penguins do not fly. Rather, they walk, or waddle their way to and from.

It's also East Meets West Day.... time for a few introductions.

Many kinds of sports team hold annual East vs. West games. Most often, its held by high school sports teams. It does  not have to be limited to sports teams. It could be any club or organization that holds competitions, and can be geographically separated into and east and west groups.

These special games usually serve a number of purposes, including:

  • for charitable benefits
  • Sports booster club
  • to honor and/or showcase the best players of the season

Celebrate "East Meets West Day" by holding an East Meets West game or competition. Participate or attend one of these games, if possible.

You are over the hill when: 

1. You find yourself beginning to like accordion music.
 
2. You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
 
3. Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life.
 
4. You tune into the easy listening station...on purpose.
 
5. You discover that your measurements are now small, medium and large...In that order.
 
6. You light the candles on your birthday cake and a group of campers form a circle and start singing Cumbaya.
 
7. You keep repeating yourself.
 
8. You start videotaping daytime game shows.
 
9. At the airport, they ask to check your bags...and you're not carrying any luggage.
 
10. You wonder why you waited so long to take up macramé. 

Not So Totally Useless Fact

Bugs Bunny was the second cartoon character to receive a star on the
Hollywood Walk of Fame; the first was Mickey Mouse.

Interesting Facts
 
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

The muzzle of a lion is like a fingerprint - no two lions have the same pattern of whiskers.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.


 



Special Friends-oooooooooooooooooooooo

 
 

 
 
"My Dad always told me if you have 5 true friends in  your lifetime,
Then you had a great life"
  

 

Eight  minutes starts now!!!!!


8 angels are  sent to you! 


 

You must  send them to 8 people including me  ..........
   

 
In 8 minutes you will receive something  you have long  awaited

 
  
Have  faith!  You are blessed, beautiful, happy and 

loved!    Have a   good  day! 
 


Thursday, April 24, 2014

Fwd: Fw: Special Friends

 
 

 


 
        


 




  



 



  


 

 


"My   dad always told me if you have 5 true friends in  your lifetime,
Then  you  had a great  life"
  

 

Eight  minutes starts now!!!!!


8 angels are  sent to you! 


 

You must  send them to 8 people including me  ..........
   

 
In 8 minutes you will receive something  you have long  awaited

 
  
Have  faith!  You are blessed, beautiful, happy and 

loved!    Have a   good  day! 
 




--
Christian Pass Over foretold about 786 BC: Yet it was our weaknesses he carried, it was our sorrows that weighed him down.  And we thought his troubles were a punishment from God for his own sins!  But he was wounded and crushed for our sins.  He was beaten that we might have peace.  He was whipped, and we were healed!  All of us have strayed away like sheep.  We have left God's path to follow our own.  Yet the LORD laid on him the guilt and sins of us all.  Isaiah 53: 4-6 NLT
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Indian Chief

 
 

  
 
 


 


 
 

 




 

 
 
 
 

 


An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:





"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming
Right up."




He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.

 

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:


"Want coffee."




The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!  We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says,



"Training for a position in United States Congress. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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